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Crazy English

1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead...

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Book hangover

I simultaneously love and hate the feeling when I finish a good read. And in the end: BOOKWORMS will rule the world – as soon as we finish one more chapter.   Need another magic world? Find a book...

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50 Sophisticated Words You Should Start Using

It might be time for phasing out some of the played-out words in your vocabulary and replacing them with creative alternatives? Don’t feel bad; everyone you know has been guilty of letting a “fail” or...

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Top 100 Favorite British Slang Words and Phrases

1. Tosser – Idiot 2. Cock-up – Screw up 3. Bloody – Damn 4. Give You A Bell – Call you 5. Blimey! – My Goodness 6. Wanker – Idiot 7. Gutted – Devastated 8. Bespoke – Custom Made 9. Chuffed – Proud 10....

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50 Words That Sound Rude But Actually Aren’t

Paul Anthony Jones To paraphrase Krusty the Clown, comedy isn’t dirty words—it’s words that sound dirty, like mukluk. He’s right, of course. Some words really do sound like they mean something quite...

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How English sounds to Americans

American Radio (opens in another window but stay on the page for the videos that follow) This reminds me of a previous hilarious post: Yes, do learn the language You think you do understand and you are...

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14 clever (and a bit nerdy) jokes

There we are with some clever jokes that you should be a little nerdy to understand. :)   Read more…

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The 100 Funniest Words in English

Abibliophobia The fear of running out of reading material. Absquatulate To leave or abscond with something. Allegator Some who alleges. Anencephalous Lacking a brain. Argle-bargle A loud row or...

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Faulty upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 | Best reply to a...

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which...

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What type of geek are you?

I am a weirdo of some kind, I come to believe. But what kind of weirdo that might be? I am introverted, I like reading books, but I also am a blogger and a vlogger, I follow the dress code and the...

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